<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411638896850050083</id><updated>2011-07-30T09:54:26.203-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rochelle's Ridiculous Ramblings</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rochellerambles.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4411638896850050083/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rochellerambles.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Rochelle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13133946433899937717</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411638896850050083.post-1481560259789158869</id><published>2009-05-30T16:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T16:23:01.783-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pony tail or no pony tail that is the question</title><content type='html'>I have just returned from Lincoln City Oregon&lt;br /&gt;-Out let malls&lt;br /&gt;-Casinos&lt;br /&gt;-Beautiful beaches&lt;br /&gt;-And more men over the age of 50, with ponytails than you can shake a stick at.&lt;br /&gt;Its as if their hair fell out and that little patch at the back where he couldn't see was still attached, like toilet paper on your shoe.&lt;br /&gt;Its like a last bit of their youth that they are clinging to.And maybe just maybe, some hot young thing will see this and think to herself, that's the one for me, I wounder how old he is after all he does have a ponytail.&lt;br /&gt;So free yourself from the evil clutches of eternal youth, and come and join us old folk here on the porch, believe me you will be a lot happier.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4411638896850050083-1481560259789158869?l=rochellerambles.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rochellerambles.blogspot.com/feeds/1481560259789158869/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://rochellerambles.blogspot.com/2009/05/pony-tail-or-no-pony-tail-that-is.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4411638896850050083/posts/default/1481560259789158869'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4411638896850050083/posts/default/1481560259789158869'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rochellerambles.blogspot.com/2009/05/pony-tail-or-no-pony-tail-that-is.html' title='Pony tail or no pony tail that is the question'/><author><name>Rochelle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13133946433899937717</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4411638896850050083.post-5457079652722080619</id><published>2009-05-13T21:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T15:10:10.160-07:00</updated><title type='text'>elevator music</title><content type='html'>I have just come to the realization that the music of my youth, the stuff that we would drive our parents crazy with - the great songs that inspired us to protest  a society that stunted our growth as humans -Is now and forever more elevator music. Oh the injustice!&lt;br /&gt;So, my young friends of today, beware! &lt;br /&gt;For in 20 years you too will be in an elevator somewhere and will most likely hear &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Eminem&lt;/span&gt; or Kayne West, and you may be finding yourself shedding a tear for your lost youth.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4411638896850050083-5457079652722080619?l=rochellerambles.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rochellerambles.blogspot.com/feeds/5457079652722080619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://rochellerambles.blogspot.com/2009/05/elevator-music.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4411638896850050083/posts/default/5457079652722080619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4411638896850050083/posts/default/5457079652722080619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rochellerambles.blogspot.com/2009/05/elevator-music.html' title='elevator music'/><author><name>Rochelle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13133946433899937717</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
