Pony tail or no pony tail that is the question

I have just returned from Lincoln City Oregon
-Out let malls
-Casinos
-Beautiful beaches
-And more men over the age of 50, with ponytails than you can shake a stick at.
Its as if their hair fell out and that little patch at the back where he couldn't see was still attached, like toilet paper on your shoe.
Its like a last bit of their youth that they are clinging to.And maybe just maybe, some hot young thing will see this and think to herself, that's the one for me, I wounder how old he is after all he does have a ponytail.
So free yourself from the evil clutches of eternal youth, and come and join us old folk here on the porch, believe me you will be a lot happier.

elevator music

I have just come to the realization that the music of my youth, the stuff that we would drive our parents crazy with - the great songs that inspired us to protest a society that stunted our growth as humans -Is now and forever more elevator music. Oh the injustice!
So, my young friends of today, beware!
For in 20 years you too will be in an elevator somewhere and will most likely hear Eminem or Kayne West, and you may be finding yourself shedding a tear for your lost youth.